Ludicrously BOB–Revisited!

May 22, 2006

Bob informed us ( me, nobe and chris ) about this woman…SHOCKING… (READ PLEASE)

Ok, so I thought I’m so well-informed, and I thought I’ve seen it all

I was a witness when Hungary opened the iron curtain (BERLIN WALL) to Austria…
I was a witness of Imelda Marcos’ two thousand pair of shoes.
I’ve seen Marcos’ downfall.
I have seen how Microsoft mogul, Bill gates accelerated to being the richest man in the world.
I was glued on TV when the late Princess Diana admitted to an adulterous affair with riding instructor
I was glued on TV how she died
The world watched as alledgedly, Bill Clinton ejaculated on White House intern Monica Lewinsky, spilling his semen on her navy blue dress.
I’ve learned what breath mints Monica used after she did her BJ on Clinton– Altoids ( which i hate )
I know why Marilyn Monroe died and how the Kennedys got involved
I know about the mafia-like Watergate scandal.
I have seen how Nato launched its bombing campaign to halt Serb repression of Kosovo’s ethnic Albanian majority— under the rule of Milosevic
I knew the amazing event in history how Israel won the 6 day war in 1967 against several Arab countries
I knew why Jack O married Aristotle Onasis, the Kennedys been assassinated, she had to marry someone powerful
I knew about MLK’s stand as well as Che’s stand
I knew how Saddam Hussein became a “king” and tyrant and a pathetic fool
I’ve seen the tension at the UN security council before the war in Iraq
I’ve seen the first bombing launch in Iraq
I’ve witnessed the horrifying 9/11 tragedy
I’ve seen so many scandals
I’ve seen how Tony diverted the decimal IP address to binary ( which I hated )
But I’ve never seen what Bob was telling us about…
A woman with condom in her mouth guiding it through a man’s “thing”…
The mouth bobby?!?! How can it be done?!?!
Have I watched the wrong adult films bobby??? Have I?!?!?!

So that’s why condoms are flavored! ( Damn!)