say it like a real man!

October 27, 2006

let’s see…
a guy will do his pick-up line… and why?
to get you to go out with him, to spend some time with you and eventually, maybe to get you to sleep with him…who knows!

case in point:
aren’t pick-up lines pathetic???

i mean, you use these to impress a girl…
or maybe this is how stupid men think of women… a simple pick-up line and he’s getting  her digits and she’s spreading her legs!

pick-up lines these days are so played-out…
like it doesn’t amaze us anymore…

it’s like:

-when there’s another suicide bombing in Iraq and the world just go, ” Yeah, yeah! So what else is new?”

-when you know in your heart your first love is pizza, yet it’s doesn’t seem to excite you anymore..be it Yellow cab or Mario Batali’s authentic pizza.

-when you’re feeling mushy on deep, overwhelming love poetry or stories, yet it becomes boring after a few lines…

-when  wine and roses are like the ultimate icon for romance and yet, it’s not impressive anymore.

-when a great love song is supposed to get to you in a deeper level and yet, all you need this time is Numb by Linkin Park!

BOTTOM  LINE IS:

-it all boils down to one thing…

be simple guys. simply tell her upfront

I like you. I need you! that’s it.

no need for poetry, for sweet lies, for careless whispers…

look her in the eye and sincerely say i like you.